YIO CHU KANG STADIUM THIEF

So the story goes,

One day, MOF2 thought to herself, "Why not try to be sporty and go jogging?" So she rounded up some friends and they went jogging at the nice, cooling, pleasant YCK stadium. All was well. The sun was bright. She ran 2.4 without dying, and walked/ran 4km in total. An amazing feat. How many of you can still run without symptoms of dying you tell me?

BUT, that is not the point. And because I'm tired from all the crazy things, I'm going to cut the story short.

My bag got stolen. Yes, I was AGHAST (MOF1's favourite word). AGHAST. Without a smiley face.

And I thought YCK-ians (What do you call people who live there?) were nice and honest. In the end...

Okay lah, I admit it was my fault partly for putting belongings unattended. But someone actually saw the thief and (excitedly) described the thief to us and added that it's the THIRD time something like this has happened!

And I'm not kidding when I add that exclamation mark behind because he really sounded as if he would add 10 !!!!!!!!!!! behind if he could. Like what was I supposed to say? HOOOOOOOOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Okay, nevermind. So I went to the police station, along with another victim and another friend whose bag didn't get stolen, prolly because it was bright red. I swear I'm going to buy a pink bag. Really. And the police took about 2 hours (we were hungry and cold) to record our statements. Gramatical errors were aplenty. He even spelt Yio Chu Kang as Yo Chu Kang. But it's like that one lah, I guess. After that, we went around the stadium looking into the bins, hoping the sicko thief threw our bags somewhere. Afterall, he couldn't go around carrying two tote bags right.

Then I decided to ask this lady at the main counter. I politely asked if anyone found any bags. She asked me where I left it. I said the stadium. Then she said, "Like that one wad. Stadium is a public place. You leave it there, SURE get stolen." And she had that yaya-papaya look on her face I felt like pinching her eyeballs out. LIKE WHAT LAH. I hope her things get stolen and she'll know what it feels like. Don't have say don't have lah, I don't need you to tell me that it's a public place cuz my question wasn't if the stadium was a public place. I asked if you had seen any bags and if you didn't, just say no and I'll walk away sadly.

I forgot to take down her name lah. Should have lodged a complaint. EVIL WOMAN. EVIL EVIL WOMAN.

Hence, I conclude, that YCK-ians are evil. EVIL. EVIL.

MOF2 signs off angrily. She hopes that they will get their karma soon. EVIL. EVIL. EVIL. Oh, and you can't contact me now I think. My handphone and wallet are gone. My Nike water bottle is gone. My photo with my ah ma is gone. My GV card is gone. Everything is gone. :( If you want to contact me you can uh, email? And I'll use my mum's phone to reply. Or you can catch me on Facebook. EVIL EVIL EVIL.