On a DARK DARK night.

One day, Ah Seen (Name changed to protect identity) was on his way back home. It was a dark dark night. There were lamp posts though. But Ah Seen knew somebody was following him. 2 people in fact! X and Y! Scary, Ah Seen thought to himself. He quickened his steps, and muttered curses under his breath. Finally, he could take it no more. He turned and looked at them in the eye and asked, "Where are you all going?"

X and Y looked up, baffled by the sudden question. "We are going, THAT way."

Great, Ah Seen thought to himself. He shall take the other way then.

X and Y knew they were being found out. Nevertheless, they walked on, hoping to catch their target later on. They pretended nothing was wrong and continued the journey in the opposite direction. On the dark dark road.

"Shit, now what. I can't believe we've lost him," X said to Y. Or maybe it was Y who said that to X. We can't tell who's who, cuz it's a dark dark night.

X and Y thought they were clever. They walked along the corridor of the houses on the nth floor (Floor number protected) on Blk ABC (doncha just love mystery?), trying to find Ah Seen's shoes. Yes, the pair of Cold Cow brand shoes (think hard people). Big shoes, shouldn't be too hard to spot. Or so thought X and Y.

X said to Y, or maybe it was Y who said to X, "There are more of such houses behind. Let's go there." So off they went. Beads of perspiration were trickling down their forehead, but they were adamant. Nothing could sway their determination. As Adidas once said, Impossible is Nothing. Okay, I'm not too sure whether it was Adidas, but you get the point.

Thanks to Guan Yin Ma (PUN INTENDED! LOL.), they finally found the place. Ah Seen's Residence, it seemed to read. X and Y wanted to be sure though. They didn't want to go knocking on the wrong house on this dark dark night. Just then, X (or maybe it was Y) pointed at this black shoe bag and started convulsing with laughter. Y (or maybe it was X) realised and broke into a (silent) guffaw too. Gosh, what was it that made them display such a surprising behaviour?

The shoe bag, the holy shoe bag, was DA ULTIMATE CLUE. It read, "Vrala". Pronouced as RAH-LAH. Hahahahahahahahaha. Finally, the search was fruitful. The sweat was fruitful. Ah Seen from the Vrala tribe was found! X and Y were elated. Ah Seen was happy too. Happily bathing, and still not in the know.

Then X and Y thought, "We cannot afford to be careless. Let's call Ah Seen's residence and check."

So X (or maybe it was Y) dialled the number with fast fingers and Y (or maybe it was X) listened closely for THE RING. The anticipation was gruelling. Finally, they heard, THE RING. After about three rings on the phone, Ah Seen's family member picked up the phone. And helped affirm the holy fact that YES, it was Ah Seen's residence.

JUBILATION!

However, they made X and Y realise that Ah Seen was not anywhere near the phone. The family member provided a helpful tip, and directed X and Y to where the target was hiding. DA BATHROOM.

X and Y were still laughing like mad cows (Ran out of expressions, sorry for the bad expression). Then, X (or maybe it was Y) thought of a brilliant idea! :D Triple smiley! :D :D :D X (or maybe it was Y) took out a royal material from the Heavens tribe, and rolled it into a bolus (and swallowed it and it went into the oesophagus and stomach and came out as shit.). With an evil grin plastered across the evil face, X (or maybe it was Y) surveyed the environment quickly. Suddenly, X (or maybe it was Y) sprinted about 4 metres and with a beautiful shot, aimed the royal bolus at this tiny crack. Into the window of the Vrala tribe it went! 3 points!

Ah Seen was bathing happily when he spotted this bolus. He was :O. The fullstop at the end is not a mole. :O Just like that only.

X and Y decided that it was not enough. They started chanting from one of the chapters from the holy scriptures from their tribe. It went, "WHYYYYY-SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~" and repeated itself for about 108298390128 times. And Ah Seen heard it. He was stunned. :O. Without the mole.

Ah Seen knew his position was revealed. To DA ENEMY. He made a last futile attempt to hide himself. By doing something real UN-clever. HE SQUATED DOWN CAN YOU IMAGINE. OKAY, I MUST REGAIN MY CALM AND COOL. He squatted down. Just like how a cockroach makes its last struggle, he squatted down. Just like how an ant spends all its energy to crawl, he squatted down. Just like how a lizard loses its tail, he squatted down.

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)

Immediately, Ah Seen left the scene. X and Y fled too, hoping that no one saw their act.

As they were thinking about their next move, X (or maybe it was Y)'s phone rang! :O Shocked. Appalled. Flabbergasted. Confidently, the call was answered. It was Ah Seen.

Call should be private too. Can't reveal details.

Then X and Y realised that it was time to go. America's Next Top Model on at 11. Their fav show. So they bade farewell to each other LOUDLY and secretly to Ah Seen too.

THE END.

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