SPACEBAR

spacebar, i never appreciatedyou untiltoday.when you stopped workingaswell as you did. see, when ipress you now,you sometimescreate aspace and sometimes you don't.what's with you today? is it pms? or are you sick? now you look like you're well and functioning, but I'llnever know. The next moment you'll be back to your old ways again, not spacing when I really need a space between my words. And I don't really wish to exert too much pressure on you or you might go crazy and space 102810938 times when I only want to space once. :( I hope whatever illness you're down with goes away quickly cuz now you seem well and alive again. HAHA. I feel happy for you,spacebar. Eh, did ya see that? No space again after the comma, spacebar. Tell me what's the problem please? Look at backspace. It's being such a good little boy by deleting whatever I've typed wrongly when I want it to delete. But you don't. As I was saying, now you work really well, but once I don't keep my eyes on you, you start playing pranks. Bad spacebar, you'll get detention like that. And if you continue, you'll be punished severely. Caning I guess, I'll hit you really hard. And if you still refuse to change, I'll have no choice but to...

Get a new keyboard to replace you.

MOF2 signs off. Why are you reading my secret message to my spacebar? Sigh. The world is full of evil people. That day Believing and I just saw another woman who lost her handphone. It was taken away by another thiefy thief. See, the world is full of evil people. I bet you are wondering why a sign off message is so long. And why my spacebar is working perfectly now, unlike in the first few sentences of this entry. Go on wondering, I shan't tell you the answer. SECRET.