Saturday, December 27, 2008

=D

I just realised i really used many many smileys. Amazing i never really noticed.

Life is busy for MOF3 cos she is busy knitting and watching "They kissed again". Personally i feel they snogged too much. The actors looked as if they really enjoyed it. Professionalism? Maybe. But my father thought i was watching porn. Oh wells.

This shall be a rather short post, since my primary aim is only to tell our fans, cats, people alike that MOF3 is still alive. LOL. I am still jobless, penniless and freedomless too, for that matter. Have to go! MOF3 is going to indulge herself in information on how to increase and decrease in the middle of the row and songs sung by in her opinion the hottest man on earth. Or the universe. And avert her eyes whenever people snog. =D here's my signature smiley ppl!

APOLOGIES.

Sorry for the identity confusion earlier on. Our webmaster kind of forgot that I am MOF2, so he made that error. I swear it wasn't me. He must be new. Give that poor guy some time to adapt.

I'm not going to edit that error, because it will cause troubled and confused people to be more troubled and confused when I mention of an error but they can't spot any. So there, the error lies in the last second line of the previous post. It should be MOF2 instead. Clues are already given in the post, Joab. How can you not know it's me. ._.

And tzy, MOF1 types like dat.With no spaces after fullstops.Yes.like that.Sometimes she forgets to CAPS the first word of the line.But the most obvious thing is still the no space after fullstops. MOF3 will use her signature smiley =D like at the end of every paragraph. Actually in all her smses too. And she'll mention that she made a spelling error in almost every post when she didn't make any. =D understand?

Okay. That's all. I just realised how to play Warbook on Facebook. Cuz I got quite angry when people started attacking me just because I'm level 1. Idiots. So I started attacking people. I foresee I'm going to make lots of enemies there, but who cares.

And my sister is high cuz she just beat my score for Pet Society. Someone tell that girl I've quit playing Pet Society. So childish. I'm 18 years old already hor. I don't play Pet Society cuz 18 year olds don't play Pet Society. Okay, actually I stopped playing cuz I didn't know how to remove the flies around my pet. But WeiSiang has kindly told me how to do it. But I'm just too lazy. The games are too boring and it's so hard to earn money. :(

Oh, Spongebob tomorrow! :D YAY!

MOF2 signs off. This time, there is no error. Don't doubt my identity. Soon, I'm gonna stop signing off because you'll know only I update. Only I am "sooooooo passionate" and "my passion is ever burning". Whatever you say.

Friday, December 26, 2008

PIXELS!

I saw a few army boys (who are probably rushing to book in) tonight at the bus interchange. And they were wearing the pixellated(double l?) uniform! Ha! It made me so happy for a second cuz I finally got to see the new uniform that MINDEF came up with. (: I had read about it in the news and I wanted to see for myself. So the recruits this year will get to wear it! You lucky people!

The pixels are supposed to help you camouflage a lot better than the old uniform. But according to a senior, the current, or rather old, uniform does more than enough to hide you from the eyes of your enemies. They had this test in which they were supposed to find 3 sergeants hiding in the forests and except 1 of the sergeants who got a big red flower or something, they couldn't find the other 2. LOL. But I guess they will have to make improvements to our defence, in some way or another.

It's almost like a must, to improve once in a while. Sometimes, I don't think improvements are improvements at all. They just cause smaller problems which cause more problems which causes bigger problems and in the end, you're back to square one. It's almost always the case. And sometimes improvements are made so not genuinely it's more like for show. And the bad things are never removed. (I swear I wasn't referring to some bio teacher. Really! :D)

Anyway, that's too much for Pixels. I genuinely hope MOFs 1 and 3 will start blogging, because I haven't heard from them since 923080298 years. Oh yah, we just met up that day, but well, it seems like forever. ._.

Lastly, MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D I spent a nice little Christmas gathering at my granny's house and meeting some Sec school pals. It was quite nice. Received some gifts too and it was quite surprisign as wasn't expecting much cuz I didn't give out gifts this year. Haha. Stingy me. But can't lah. I haven't even received my holy pay. >.<

MOF1 signs off, thinking if Santas wear pixellated red costumes too. No wonder she can't see them.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

DEAR FANS AND FOLLOWERS...

MOF1 & 3 are not updating. Hence, I have taken the initiative to blog again. Too bad for you if you don't like to see my posts. ): But at least there's an update right?

Life has been busy for me so far. Gathered with some people, spent time (and money), tuitioned kids and end up tired every night. Like now, I just reached home (it's 12.12am now) and am very tired but I can't get to sleep because I just bathed.

Replies to tags:

Ball left a 4 message long tag saying that she's funnier than me. So be it. LOL. We're aren't competing to be the funniest anyway. So CONGRATS! (Reminds me of the time she always repeated that her mum told her that her birth was a joke itself. LOL.)

Joab says he was with xuanxuan, his new hot babe. Congrats on getting a new babe! Like, his her name sounds so hot. Don't you agree?

And then xuanxuan protests and say joab sounds like her grandma. Awww. Such a complicated relationship. First boy-boy boy-girl relationship and now they are Grandson (grand daughter?) and Grandma? What is the world coming to? *shakes head*

Then joab goes xuanxuan~ and I can't reply to that because it's his hot babe/grand daughter.

And then, TZY says the tagboard is always to lively. Yes, at least livelier than the blog. :D

Finally, our unhappy reader SY grunts, argh! No new posts! And here's the post, SY! Do you want to become our FOLLOWER?! Muahahahaha.

Oh, Joab just tagged again. My passion is still there, friend. LOL. Here's a post lahhh.

Too tired to continue. Shall let our dearest MOF1&3 write. But they are always so lazy and busy. :( Another day perhaps. I shall dominate this place and convert every reader into my fan! And I'll rule the world. Yes. I am not joking. Stop laughing. It is not a joke.

Argh, that's all. Hope it's sufficient to uh, make you all happy cuz you actually see a new post and not My Jaguar again after you refresh the page 29038913 times. And MOF1, this is not an exaggeration.

Monday, December 15, 2008

MY JAGUAR.

Muahahahaha. I am finally a proud owner of a Jaguar (hints hints, JOAB). Who ask SOMEONE to make such a bet with lao niang? Never see lao niang's colours is it? Good lor. Still post such an unglam video. ON FACEBOOK somemore. I am NOT encouraging you to go see it. Ha, but fortunately the less pleasant parts (like how I spat the soup out) wasn't there. BUT THE OLD BELL CAPTURED IT ON HER CAMERA. And it made me rather traumatised. I think I have developed a phobia of cameras.

And MOF1 blogged. So the plan is that we are going to post MORE than her so that her posts get pushed down and she won't have any posts you can see once you enter the site and she can't see her own posts and she'll freak out and she'll blog more. How evil. Don't tell her our plan kay?

So this will be a very very long post. Believe me.

No tags to reply to cuz the tags make me traumatised. Imagine my horror can, when I open my email to see "Joab Ng tagged a video..." AND THEN "YueQiu Gao commented on your video". OMG lah. Like someone saw it?! So soon?! Bleagh. I don't care. Next time EVERYONE must make those expressions.

Nothing much to write about too. It's all on Joab's blog. (or Jobjab FTM, MOF3, you funny woman) I can't seem to catch you online you know, either you are appearing offline too often or I am appearing offline too often or we are both appearing offline too often. Anyway, the bottomline is, stop appearing offline because I can't see you appearing online when you appear offline even if I am appearing online because you appear offline to me. CAN? Understand? Need me to repeat? Okay, here it goes. Stop appearing to be offline when you are actually online because I cannot see people to appear to be offline when they are online even if I appear online because they will appear to be offline to the online me and as a result I can't talk to you who appear offline because, DUH, you are not appearing online.

Hope you got that. If you didn't, it must be too complicated for you. Anyway, it's only for MOF3 to read. Why are you reading my secret message to her anyway? STOP READING.

Okto is showing Little Men and Little Miss now. HAHA. OMG. It's freaking dumb. Lol. I don't know they have the cartoon version of it now. I used to read their books at TIMES bookstore in Northpoint 20938107 years ago, and I think I either finished or almost finished the entire series. I don't remember. Then again, I can't remember what I ate 2 days ago, so it's reasonable.
Okay, I hope this is long enough to push her post by some centimetres, cuz I am currently appearing offline.

MOF1 signs off. My eye feels as if someone has just punched me, for some reason.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

MOF1 is back and my passion is STRONGER than EVER

haha.

Don't know who LOVES to use reverse psychology to make me BLOG!
hai.dont use it.i WONT fall for it k=)
i blog when i dont feel good.CANT U FEEL IT?i dont blog when i am happy.
Hence,i havent blogged for ages!LOL!"WAD CRAP"-will be said by MOF2.
Becuz she knows that MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND IS NOW in indonesia.SAD.
so i blogged. --- -- --- - -- - - MORE CRAP.OMG

haha.

the tuition kids on thursday are as funny as ever.OMG.and celest,MY NEXT FRIEND(Who says i have one friend only???haha.i have 2 FRIENDS ok,but by MOF2 lingo-my only friend must refer to height between 162-169=around my height range in order to qualify to be my friend.SAD!why cant celest be another 2cm taller!?LOL.then i can have two friends.)totally called me and TOLD me HOW FUNNY are my blogposts about the tuition kids.And she read them almost everyday and laughed like a hyeenah!?=okok.own figurative expression;NOT LITERAL K.
Her parents totally thought of banning her from our MOF blog because of her laughters that have disrupted her neighbours' sleep and send them taking insomnia pills.(ok.a bit EXAggerations=i agree)LOL. Ban her by putting a security pin!?LOL.that's extreme. but i am really happy because i finally found someone who COMPLIMENTED me...when primary four B would totally say "Ms Felicia, Can You PLEASE stop SAYING THAT I AM A SMARTEST KID ON EARTH FOR ONCE?"-whenever he answers a correct question eg. 56 for what is 8 x 7?

HAHA.Thursday(the funniest day)
the primary five science tuition.LOL.it was a joke.
This time,the inquisitive girl brought an ITEM to our tuition class.not one someone would consider bringing to a science tuition class?LOL.

SHE BROUGHT A



BOLSTER.
LOL.(obviously those miniature bolsters for kids.NOT THOSE about 1.2metres LONG lah.DUH)LOL.that will be obviously be longer than HER BODY.


However,
the weirdest thing on earth is ...
No one seems to care!?
i thought this world has become either insane or emotionless?
LOL.

After some probing, i found out that IT WAS A NORM.
omg.i totally cant BELIEVE this.
CY(new female thailand student)told me the inquisitive girl always bring a bolster to tuition class,sometimes she even brings IT TO SCHOOL.I WAS LIKE HUH!?
But CY(her classmate cum tuition mate) was calm and composed and told me that YES,she stuffed it into her schoolbag..together with the textbooks.and bring it out PERIODICALLY to SNIFF in the scent???ER...!?so is this going to happen when she is taking PSLE?sniff the bolster while doing a maths problem sum?Qn:how many bolsters are there when you give one away?

Hmm.actually i think i was quite mean.i told T to bring a pillow for the next lesson,and H to bring a blanket next lesson.While Ms Felicia would bring a BED=)

OMG.the whole class reverberated with laughters.
LOL.sleeping class about to begin on the next thursday
=)




BURNING PASSION,MOVING HEART
MOF1

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Wet tissues...

Puzzled by my post title? Don't think too much, it doesn't mean anything. I was thinking of what to write for the title when i spotted a packet of wet tissues on the table. LOL.

Ok i have less fans, i have only 4/5 tags to address. Yx ah, i always dunno who u talking to leh. I shall assume u are talking to me and address ur tag. Then u can enjoy screaming "er it's for pris too" on the tagboard and make me feel embarrassed all over again. Are u feeling real bad now? =D

Here goes.

Tzy why does ur face look so funny? No not ur real face, the >.> face. It looks as if the right eyeball is falling out. Well, maybe cos i am a frog at the bottom of the well and nv seen this face ever in my life. Or it may mean that the face is going to die of stroke. Not ur face tzy.

And Fm000.00hz is not a lame joke ok. Look at this.


This radio transmittor works with SE phones to broadcast music and audio hor. So tzy, my hse can become a radio station! I will set the frequency to Fm000.00hz so u can stay tuned to my life 24/7. A slight problem though, u are able to stay tuned only when u are within its working range. Which is 10 metres. =D u can camp at my house though! Problem solved then.

But u will have to wait for me to buy it first. Soon i think, during my next lifetime. =D

Next, laobel! I think w595 is nice too! =D Anyway by the time u read my post u would have already bought ur phone. Well, hope u like ur new phone then!! =D

Joab do u noe the first time i saw ur name i dunno how to read it? Its like the cross of job and jab. Maybe i can call u jobjab from now on. =D like ur new name jobjab?

And yeah my phone is SEXEHHH. Thks jobjab. I am so LUCKEHHH to BUEHHH it during a SPECIALLEHHH-catered-to-students promotion. LOL. =D

Thks pris. Meet up soon then! =D When my mum lets me go out. Maybe my next lifetime too. ;/

Finally, yx. If u are addressing me yx, feel free to steal 'it' anytime (what is 'it'? i shall assume u are talking about my phone). I will steal ur jaguars then. =D

(If u are not addressing me yx, pls pretend u are. =D)

I just had a new haircut. Ahh again, yes. Stay tuned to FM000.00hz for more information, esp tzy. I noe u are a big fan of mine. =D

And i created another blog. Cos i dun download anymore (oh surprise surprise :/), i need a place to link all the newest albums. I dun blog my life there lah, i still blog here. =D Feel free to go and visit though. And leave a tag. =D Wahaha.

www.showrawks.blogspot.com (Are u surprised by the address? If u are, i think u can appear on newspaper headlines already. =D)

Oh and pls say the blogskin is nice. My brother edited it for me, cos i am, erm, a noob. Pls praise him (and dun let him noe u noe he did it. Eg. WOW the blogskin rawks my pants off!! So that he noes/thinks its sincere.). And i am supposed to knit a snake for him. I am still at the head of the snake (yes, i started knitting at the head, and the snake is LONG :/), and i am already going nuts. Pls tell me my sacrifice is worth it. =D

And yes in case u dunno yet, this is MOF3 blogging. HAHA.

In the search for MOF1('s posts)

MOF3! It's great to see your posts after a long long time! HAHA. I'm glad you're still blogging! I know you are always "sooooo passionate" about bloggging! I knew it! So I won't try to write too much and push your posts down.

But I can't help it leh. My fans (refer to tagboard on the left) have responded strongly. I see some of your fans too! So I'll leave those tags for you to comment! Poor MOF1 has NO fans at all. And her only friend is going to Indonesia tomorrow I think. How sad. One minute of silence for her.

..................................................

CHOY, not as if her friend passed away (touch wood touch wood). You better make a noise now and break the silence.

Okay, to Joab (since you are the first to tag), I won't dan fei and make my own blog. I'll just dominate this blog. If you are interested, you may purchase my works. Just email to wearethemofs@gmail.com or leave 9083907279 tags to quote a price. If it is reasonable, I may just consider.

To TZY, I love the ganga part too. (:

To Laobel, AH! My fan! :D Hello! Need my signature? Alternatively, you may purchase my jokes to read and secretly "am chio". Email to wearethemofs@gmail.com or leave 9083907278 tags to quote a price. Since you are a good friend of Felicia's, you get a discount of one tag. (:

To MOF3, AHHHHHHHH! I'm so excited lah!!! HAHA. Can come out anot?!?!?!?! We need to see you, desperately! :D

To YX, that makes it 5 jaguars already.

To sy, AHHHHH! Another fan! :D Haha! HELLO. You are supposed to ask me out for healthy activities! You promised!

Okay, that's all. MOF3, please reply to tzy's at Fm000.00hz. >.> because I don't know what it means. Lol. So I presume it's one of your fans.

Ah, I doubt you would want to read about my life, because it isn't funny. Oh yes, I want to watch YES Man. It'll be funny. And MOF1, if you still don't blog, I'm going to set your facebook account on fire. I bet you don't know how to use this application. HAHA. And once I set it on fire, you can't use it anymore, worm.

Someone change the template please, it's Christmas!

Friday, December 12, 2008

I am H A P P Y!

Hello people, cats and other living creatures, MOF3 is back to post a new entry! Aren't you glad? Eason Chen is. Okay i dun think anyone would be able to get the joke.

Well, i am very H A P P Y becos...

I just changed a new phone! YAY! =D

Its G705! Look DOWN! MUAHAHA!
See? Its waving at you! LOL. THis is a really cool semi-smart phone! Classy hor? It even has gprs! (But data charges apply. What crap. I rather take a cab when i get lost. Lol.)

It has wifi too! =D When my house has wireless i can start using it at home in my room, in the toilet or watever. Out of my mum's scrutinising eyes. Even though she may cut the power cord to the modem or something. And i dunno when i will have wireless. Well, we do have to learn how to hope in life. :/

I traded-in my Z610i. I am starting to miss it already. Even though its old and ragged, it is still quite a beauty. And its my first phone! Kinda significant. Its like the only/one of the symbols representing the limited freedom i enjoy. But it fetches a 100 bucks. So that my new phone only cost 98bucks. If i dun trade in, my parents will kill me. 200bucks for a semi-smart phone is quite ex, somehow.

I cant type quickly with my new phone. The buttons are kinda squeezed up together. Maybe its becos i have gotten use to the spaced-out buttons in Z610i, or its just becos my fingers are far too fat. Okay i will bring them to JeanYip soon. Wahaha.

Oh and i feel as if i 赚到. Cos our student pass will become invalid very very soon. Like the end of this month. But i still get to sign up the student plan! Now i can send unlimited sms to all phone providers! I dun have to check my message counter the every other hour or reset it every month! I dun have to cut my sms to fit one sms too! Ppl feel free to chat with me using sms if u have extra to spare! I will be able to reply endlessly! =D

Oh laobel if u are reading this post, this phone is quite wuhua. Its 98bucks plus 100bucks trade-in. Student plan. Go and buy soon if u are interested! I think this offer doesn last long. Oh yah btw the camera sucks. If u are going for a phone with nice camera, this is not for u. haha.

Okay, before i go. Another photo of my beloved phone. I dun exactly love it to bits yet, but i think i will soon! There are more functions in this phone compared to Z610i! Wait till i learn more about them, and i would be able to declare my never-dying love for it! Stay tuned! (at Fm000.00hz!)

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Replying to your tags, cats.

To our 1,000,000 readers out there, we are still updating.

However, MOF1 HAS lost all passion, I'm sure. So much for her "soooooo passionate" about blogging huh. Knew it lah.

And MOF3! Have you been kidnapped or something? I don't see you online, I don't see you update, I don't see you anywhere?! HELLO~ Tell me if you are still there yeah?

Okay, I can now continue with a proper update.

*scrolls tagboard bar*

Wow, we do have quite a number of readers! And thus, we have the obligation to reply to each and every tag. Don't worry, cats from cat high. Your tags are NEVER neglected. (:

Let's see:

joab says: omg. the membership so expensive!! no first member discount?? SHOULD BE FREE.
MOF says: Air is free. Membership is not air. Therefore membership is not free. Talk somemore I get 2 jaguars.
(NOTE: We've received feedback that readers do not understand the meaning of jaguar. FYI, it's the only nice, ex car brand I know, so jaguar actually refers to a car [see pic below] and not the member of the cat family. And it really isn't one of the cats from cat high.)


yx says: there is no such thing as Ganga. stop harping on it.
MOF says: There is Ganga. (refer to pic below)



joab says: Ganga rocks.
MOF says: my mama rocks too.

yx says: i assume all 3 passions have been dimmed? no more new posts!! i demand lower membership fees!! *starts to protest*
MOF says: You haven't paid membership fees, sir. Each tag costs you a jaguar. (refer to pic above to see what is a jaguar)

joab says: there's TWO members now. I dun care. I am MEMBER #1. ONE. SATU. ONE. ONE. ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOF says: Fine, you're member #1. ONE. SATU. ONE. ONE. ONE.

tzy says: not updating?
MOF says: Updating now, stalker!

yx says: crazy member #1
MOF says: Thank you. That's 3 jaguars.

joab says: they all lost their blogging momentum le.
MOF says: not yet. I still want my jaguar.

OKAY, that's a lot of tags from the cats from cat high. The rest of you? Don't fake fake. We know you are still reading, just that you prefer to be silent readers. We are fine with that, certainly. But we do hope you'll tag so that our blog won't seem like SPCA.

Alrightttt. My life. I've been Viwawa-ing these days. I'm quite sad now cuz I was playing Zany Bridge halfway and the window hanged (Past Tense = Hung?). There goes my experience.

Playing Wahjong 5tais min is dumb, because it's hard to win and we are all clever enough not to throw tiles the person wants. And hence it wastes my youth. I swear never to play min 5 tais, unless I'm really really bored.

I finally know how to play Daidee with no skill, but somehow I got 10 consecutive losses, and to remove that thing I gotta pay like 50,000. I don't even earn that much yet.

And then I learnt how to add friends on Facebook. Go add me if you are my friend. If you don't add me, well, I guess we could still be friends.

Oh, what else? People, please update your blogs. (: So that I'll have something to read each time I turn on my com and not waste my precious youth away, viwawa-ing. I can't wait for Friday, and I hope Bob can stay in the game yo. I watched the Amazing Race on Monday, and was hoping Tina and Husband could win. It was touching nevertheless.

Ah, that's all. Still MOF2 signing off, because she's bo liao, bored, sian-ed, men4, mei2 shi4 zuo4, whatever language you want to use. It all means the same things anyway.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

TIREEEED.

Super tired cuz I've been going out almost everyday.

And I'm updating so that MOFs1/3 will too. CONGRATS people, now we've gotten ourselves a follower! LOL. And to sustain this membership, the follower has to pay US$7834108424978129064 a month. Alternatively, he can give us a jaguar each. It's up to the follower to make his choice. We don't force people to do things against their wishes, really.

And for those of you who are dying to become followers, go become one. For all you know, you may just win in our monthly lucky draw! And you might just become a proud owner of a jaguar!

Gosh, I'm so tired I'm not thinking properly. I still believe that Ganga is a pokemon though. But I really can't find a picture of it. Bleagh. Nevermind, I'll draw a picture of Ganga sometime and call it my pet. Or I'll create a new wawa on Viwawa called Ganga, so that it can accompany my Phelps. (: How sweet.

Okay, got to go out later again. I'm so tired. Fortunately there are no nice shows on today, and I won't need to stay up late! (: HARI RAYA 2mr, people! How happy! Another public holiday! :D

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Cool Thursday

today is really cool.
i can't believe i can earn money while laughing with kids.
LOL.
today i took a class of 5 primary 4 kids waiting to get into primary 5 next year. The first topic i chose was on CELLS.
Omg. There wasnt a period of time when the class is SILENT.
LOL. all of them seem like they took ecstacy before the class started.HAHA
one girl especially, asked one question every 3 minutes.(actually i seriously think it's less than 3 minutes - perpetual asking i will say)...KIDS ARE REALLY INQUISITIVE NOWADAYS HUH?
haha.
note:her questions always seem to be what i JUST said.haha.so...=.=

when i cant stand it anymore, i told her to PLS KEEP QUIET.and to my astonishment, she showed me ATTITUDE.
sianz...what has happened to the world??

but the guys were super funny.
haha.i have to clarify (esp. to TZY) that i am NOT a PAEDOPHILE.
when i showed them many different types of cells, including sperm cells, T asked me how come there are so many tadpoles in the picture?
i told them actually it's not REALLY tadpoles. They are in U. He gave me that blur face at first, then subsequently, omg.T said:"aiya!play with you only lah.U THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT'S THAT MEH!?"

haha.kids are really playful huh.
then the inquisitive girl quickly shouted:"i know what the organ that produces the sperm looks like!"then she flashed her encyclopedia AND OUTLINED THE SHAPE..LOL.T totally BURST OUT LAUGHING. Shortly after, i also lost control of myself and laughed like SHIT.OMG.

haha.actually, life is really interesting with kids around you=).
so,if next time i were to have kids, i will definitely have
ONE.
LOL.not funny huh.

OMG. I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT THURSDAY!HAHA.LIFE ROCKS MANX

oh ya.my best friend said he hoped that we can blog about the prom.
LOL.We crashed the prom.FOC.
HAHA=)my best friend was really happy about this..LOL.But the whole day he was ridden with headaches .. HAI~ and constipation.LOL. just joking la=)

GET WELL SOON, MY BEST FRIEND!(i know you secretly dont want to be acknowledged by me)LOL.

MOF1 signs off.
AS PERSISTENT AS EVER.
haha.

Disturbed.

I am very disturbed by the thing you see on the left.

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The one that says something about the number of people following the blog. LOL. It makes me feel like I'm in some kind of a cult, gathering followers and trying to influence them to believe in me. And it doesn't help that the term MOF is used you know. So if you are a police who is blog hopping and happened to hop here (I have no idea how), please do not arrest me and my friends. We are not a terrorist group either. Thank you. God will bless you. And poh choon will give you a Jaguar.

Okay, that's all I guess. Life has been as exciting as ever, and I'm not going to share with you how exciting my life is just in case you get too jealous and call the police. Ha. I knew it, you bored people. Or should I say you bored cats from cat high and bells which are old and rusty (aka laobel)? LOL. Okay, don't be angry ah, and don't call the police.

Poh Choon will give you all a jaguar. (go on, thank him.)

MOF2 signs off, and insists that MOF1 will NOT sustain the blog. (:

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Gengar vs. Ganga


Well MOF 2, your friend is half right.

The gas pokemon is Gengar.

And i knew it looked puple. Gengar/Ganga is a very purplish name. Maybe it is gay.

I am not fibbing. Here's proof. http://my.opera.com/Gengarfans/blog/

If the above info is false, then the website is fibbing, not me.

MOF3 上

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

as PASSIONATE as EVER

MOF1 again.

LOL.omg.MOF2.i am REALLY as passionate as ever lah!

i just don't understand why you don believe that i can sustain this deepest desire of mine for eternity.LOL.

today was an interesting day.haha.i went to tutor 3 (going to be in primary 4 next year)kids maths in a tuition centre at kovan.OMG.

It was a let-down.for myself and the kids(though they don't really care).i was supposed to teach the chapter on 'WHOLE Numbers' today.i told the kids (I,B and Z -tzy's favourite to use initials) that whole numbers mean that there is no fractions at first.But on second thought, i changed my statement to 'must be rounded off so that the last digit must be zero.'
OMG.i feel so bad now that i taught the wrong things.But seriously, they don't look like they care AT ALL.LOL.
nevertheless,i will correct myself during the next lesson.

Before the lesson started, zonk and bryan came in around 15 minutes earlier and sat down immediately, totally ignoring the sight of ME.OMG.
When they finally acknowledged the sight of me, they didn't greet me,but asked :"can we play our magic cards until the lesson start?"
OMG.don't i look like a SUPER FIERCE AND SERIOUS teacher.i just don understand why.
Ok, i should be nice for the first lesson.So i say:"go ahead,but you all must stop when the lesson starts."

Ok.Lesson started.Fortunately,they kept their card.LOL.i asked for their previous homework and B told me he couldn't hand in the homework because he has a funeral.I gave him the face of doubt but still,gave him 1 more week allowance. However, he shot back and said it is NOT enough and bargained with me to give him 2 more weeks...OMG.
I said NO WAY, and he gave me all excuses like "i have many tuition assignments"...please...
then i said " all kids HERE HAVE MANY TUITION ASSIGNMENTS.including myself

Halfway through the lesson, Z asked me whether he can go home and look after his sister?
i was like..er?why?
then Z said because there's no one to look after his sister,so he had to rush home to do the job.
i was ???(utterly confused,then why does his parents pay to give him tuition?)
For every 10seconds, he would let out a groan/moan and ask when can i dismiss them?
hai...why they don understand that i cant?(even though i wish to)

But Z was a smart kid.
He displayed his knowledge of 16 time table (when i only know up to 10 time table)-occasionally with the help of his mini-notebook.LOL.

HAHA.whenever i posed them a question, i would say:"come kids, show the rest that you are the smartest kid on earth."
After repeating about 2-3times, B totally couldnt take it anymore and said:"miss felicia, can you stop saying that?"
i was aghast.
LOL.how can someone dislike praises???HAI.the world has changed.
i yearned for COMPLIMENTS in my childhood days,but no one gave me.
Now i give to others, but no one appreciates...HAI.
Nevertheless, i will still continue saying..=)for who knows,one day,someone may appreciate my praises =)


LOL.
MOF1 signs off.(omg.this entry is longer than my GP essay)LOL.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Passion leh?

See lah see lah, the woman who has never been soooooo passionate about blogging has semi-abandoned this blog.

And yx better give me a good explanation why I am not in the challenge on Day 27. WHY?! I think I can win lah. I don't care, he better make me the winner of the challenge or something, or I'll write a survivor story too and make myself the winner. ._.

Okay, I am employed now. Got a tutoring job like opposite my house and it pays decent. Not as well as other 9to5 jobs of course, but decent enough for me to indulge in cheesecake and frappe occationally. And it keeps my time very flexible, so it's good I guess. (: I don't know. I recently felt the need to enjoy life all of a sudden cuz it was really tiring just now. Haha.

And I'm like wasting life away but I am beginning to love it. I just wanna lay on the couch (when I buy one) and watch TV all day. And OMG, Mr Tng is back! Welcome to Singapore! I wanted to sms you "Have a safe journey!" but I realised you won't get to read it. Lol. If I had, you would have been blessed. Ha.

Okay, got to go prepare for the class chalet later!

And worm.Pls blog asap.lol.isn't this like the way you will blog?Like all the words all together like tat.
And press the spacebar only once to go to the nxt line.lol.
better show me your passion eh.lol.again.the words still together.

MOF2 signing off! Blog leh, MOFs. Our mere blog readers are the cats from cat high, and it's kind of sad. Maybe we should rename this blog and call it SPCA or something. ._.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Ganga


MOF3, I thought this was GANGA. It turns out that it is not. It's geodude. :(
Ganga IS a pokemon, however! Haha! My friend told me it's a gas pokemon, the ghost I think. I tried googling it's picture, BUT google just continues to give me hospitals/gods/godess. In short, I can't find GANGA.
Thus, I have to appeal to all readers of this blog, to help me find ganga! Haha. You'll be rewarded with a Jaguar from one of our sponsors, Joab. Go find the pic and email it to wearethemofs@gmail.com (if you believe the email is real). HAHA!
MOF2 signing off, hoping tomorrow will be bright and beautiful for everyone! (:

Saturday, November 29, 2008

G705

3 tries as to what my title mean. Ok phrasing is a bit weird.

让你们猜三次,我的标题指的是什么?

Wahaha. Its tiring to type in chinese. I spent 2 minutes recalling the hanyupingyin for "什", to realise its just the simple "shen". Oh wells.

And yes, back to my title, have u managed to get it yet?

Yes, it the new phone model i am aiming. I have given up on W980. Deep in my heart i do think its hideous, like any other person (such as my mum), just that i forced myself to WANT that phone, since its a flip phone. Yes i adore flip phones.

Well. recently my friend sony erisson decided to only come out with one flip phone model W980, that is not that nice, even though its music player rawks. Too bad. Like what people always say, you cant have everything in life.

Well, I shall buy G705 and use its wifi whenever i feel like listening to music. What a sad life.

Anw, i am still jobless. No one smsed me today. I lead such an isolated life. I feel like i live on an island with internet, tv, phone, music, and knitting. Wahaha u din see wrongly; i just started to take up knitting. Just now, I was this frustrated old lady with specs slipping down my not-so-high nose bridge, seated in front of the tv, plugged-in, sweating, swearing and poking the needles(or chopsticks for that matter, dun laugh. My father uses that pair for dinner every evening, and he isnt laughing.) into holes and sometimes my fingers too. All at the same time. Not exactly my idea of a nice life. What a sad saturday. :(

BUT, dun be too quick in thinking i cant knit. Dun think just becos i dun really have 女人的矜持 in you people's eyes (which i seriously doubt), i wun be able to do needlework. I will prove it to all of you (esp my mum). Never look down on MOF3.

Wahaha. Tudou is really lag. I hate youtube lah, why did they remove all the hot shot videos?! Why do u all have to make my life become as miserable as a toe rag? Wahaha.

I am eating an apple pie! Makes me just marginally happier about my life. Wahaha. Ok i will start to conquer tudou and watch some hotshot and yUaN dA yIn!!! before my mum starts to breathe down my neck or my father demanding to play viwawa. I really regret teaching him how to play it. Shit it sounds evil. And i may get bad karma. Lol. Ok bye people!

Now chant~

MOF3 rawks! x100 times

OR

Luozhixiang rawks! x 50 times
(cos i rawk more)

And recieve my completed knitting projects! Aren't you excited now?? =D

~MOF3 aka xiang ge's wife 上~

Friday, November 28, 2008

Innovative titles.

People, please come up with more innovative titles. The titles are so boring. HAHA. Okok.

I thought MOF1 will blog about our day (and so I can just write something like "refer to MOF1's post for that matter") but she didn't, so I have to blog about our semi-fufilling day.

Due to imperfect information, I wasn't involved in as meaningful a voluntary work as I thought it would be. It was nevertheless a pretty good experience. I mean, it was my first time handling such kids. I don't exactly know what are the physical/intellectual disabilities they have, but they were very rowdy kids. Like really can't stop moving for one moment even. MOF1 was almost totally helpless--I could see the look of disgust on her face. LOL. Don't deny, MOF1. I know lor.

Then I accompanied MOF1 to Novena, where she went for an almost successful interview which lasted slightly more than an hour. We then realised that we were both broke and poor and penniless and experiencing relative poverty (trying my best to think of cheem words but you know I don't usually try to do such things so pardon the awkward expressions) and we sat down to think of a way to make money. Then MOF1 realised that she hasn't eaten a KFC chicken for ages so she went to eat one.

Okay, I am sick of Little Nonya because I don't like Jeanette Aw. ._. Can't wait for survivor though.

MOF2 signs off, wishing that her life has a bit more meaning.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

pls continue blogging!mofs!

hai.

it's MOF1 again.
no one seems interested to blog.OTHER THAN me/MOF1.
LOL.

i really can't believe that 'A' levels is REALLY over.
omg.time flies.
i still remember the 1st 3 months in AJC.
It was fantastic!LOL.ok abit exaggerating.LOL
but seriously,i enjoyed the 1st 3 months in AJC very much!our OG was very bonded and i finally felt that i belonged to somewhere in the society.LOL.weird?but it is true=)

the 2 years in JC are really the happiest moments of my life.seriously, i cant bear to leave AJC and my friends there.but on the other hand, i wish to graduate soon and come out to work and earn $$$!omg.$$$ is really what that keeps people going.LOL.This is what my interviewer told me.


i tink i have officially liked to blog.LOL.quite interesting to own an online journal.even though no one is reading,it is still quite meaningful actually.LOL.who knows 10 years later..when i view the previous posts,i may laugh at my foolishness?and others???LOL.maybe more of others i think.because i will hide the laughter of myself.ok.sounds weird.LOL

abit emo huh.OMG.
i am always emo.but on one seems to know that.LOL.

enough crap.LOL
hope to see mofs 2 and 3 blog soon!
MOF1

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

NO MORE ZIGGY!

LOL!ok.i will not disappoint MOF2.

I SHALL BLOG.even though i am so tired today.LOL.spent the whole day of 12 hours!with BO MU!LOL.that's one of the longest time we ever spent together.I cant believe it,seriously.

But,i can feel that bo mu loves me.especially when she grabbed my hand tightly when we were crossing the road(the road doesnt have any cars).So,i secretly think that bo mu really loves me in her heart,that is why she is so protective of me ON THE ROAD.LOL.it was heart warming though.

actually,MOF2,i have quitted reading ZIGGY AND THE PLUGFISH long long time ago!
now i have 'moved on'!My 'DEEPEST DESIRE' is to get a boyfriend! (PS: boyfriend is a book)
LOL.

hahaha.Just kidding lah.This is merely a blog to lighten up our day/mood.LOL.especially when we know that the world is moving at such a lightning pace=stress.

MOFS ROCK!
MOF1

Updating in progress...

Due to overwhelming response arising over the last few days to try to make MOF 3 blog, here i am, blogging. Wahaha. Relax people, i noe i am a popular and cute girl. =D

(By saying more, i think people will think i have wan xiang zhen, and get me carted off to muqiao. Wahaha.)

Lol. I think MOF 2 just helped me describe my day today. Refer to the next entry. Or previous for that matter. But u will see my post first rite? Lol. So its the next lah. Ahh watever.

Ok, maybe i had a slightly different day today. I ate instant noodles! Lol! How more exciting can life get? I am so happy with my life!!! =S

lol. i am rotting soon!!!! i am already starting to smell bad. Maybe i need to insert the Flav Savr gene into my genome so my skin wun rot. lol. i forgot the name. I think it stars with "B". Bono... something maybe. Research abt it if u wanna noe. I gave my bio notes away already. Wahaha.

Ok ok MOF 2 i am updating. I noe u really wanna see me blog. Lol. Maybe we shall celebrate when we get to the 10th blog post. Lol. And the 50th. And the 88th etc. So fun! Lol.

Lol. I wanna a job lah. That is more than $6.50/hr. Thats in my opinion, for A levels grads (ahhh, soon hopefully), like working in a sweatshop. Lol. CHILD ABUSE!

Lol. This person who is called ":(" keeps popping up in the msn window thing. And that person turns out to be someone that say, i dun really enjoy to be in company with? Lol. So irritating. Everybody knows u are online lah.

Can u all see i am trying to act cheem? Lol. Maybe u all cant. It comes out too naturally. Lol. Anw, just laugh at my eng, but remember you will get BAD karma. Wahaha.

Ok ppl good morning/afternoon/evening/nite (depending what time is it now). MOF 3 is tired and wants to sleep soon! Sleeping at 3 pm yesterday isnt exactly nice. Lol. But, i wanna watch yuleibaifenbai cos my bro said derrick is going to appear. And apparently xiao gui commented abt his style being similar to my xiang ge. I wanna see how xiang ge responded, cos my brother isnt the best story teller/reporter on earth.

Typical. The para above was supposed to be the last para. But its the longest too. So i have decided to add another para, since its free anyway. LOL. Ok MOF 3 says bye! =D

UPDATE CAN?

MOF 2 is upset that MOF 1 and 3 haven't been updating. Lazy people huh? Who was "soooooo passionate" about blogging? HUH?! WHO!? Can earn money then don't want this blog huh?! Evil.

I shall go and have dinner. MOF 3 walked the whole of Lot 1 with me like 3 times today, looking at the few shops there. How boring. But at least they have more shops there than I last went. We played with lots of stuff there, together with a junior. And we read like 2 books there at Popular. Haha! And one of them was entitled 1001 Books to read before you die. Unfortunately, it didn't mention books like The Harry Potter Series, or Dan Brown's works, and NOT EVEN Ziggy and the Plugfish leh. How sad. Then again, we wanted to read The Cockroach War soooo badly but we couldn't find it in the library. Shows how hot the book is hor, unappreciative people.

But I still sincerely hope that MOF 1 enjoys great success in her job hunt. Jiayou! (: We are looking forward to a treat when you get lots of pay! Haha.

Me promises not to Viwawa so much. Sigh. It's making me bored. Lol. But what can an unemployed do besides looking for a job? ._.

MOF 2 signs off, jobless, hoping to find a job soon and that MOF 1 and 3 will update soon. (:

Monday, November 24, 2008

OMG.i am so happy

LOL.

i am gg to learn driving soon!
i feel super excited..can u feel the warm blood heating u up?LOL
that's a metaphor.not really literal huh.
OMG.act cheem again.later mof2 will surely say it sounds weird and awkward.
HAHA.

mofs 2 and 3 always bet with each other that i will not sustain the blog.
They are GG TO BE SO WRONG.
OMG.
This is the 1st time i feel soooooo passionate about something!
hahahaha!

but sadly,i still do not know how to link others..but fortunately,i KNOW HOW TO BLOG!
LOL.wadever.

MOF1 aka GGF
ok la.
i shall change back to feliball.
sounds better =)
cya MOFS soon!


By MOF1,feliball=)

ACTIVE PEOPLE!

Omg, so enthu ah, you all. Haha!

I'm still unemployed at the moment, people. And I didn't know that a copy of The Straits Times will cost me 90cents now. How can like that?! What has rising oil prices got to do with papers leh? Huh!? How can they EXPLOIT innocent, unemployed consumers like me?! EVIL lah. I hope I find a job quickly so that I won't be exploited by TST. Bleagh.

Meanwhile, I've been spending my days Viwawa-ing. Just Viwawa-ed with PC last night and my com can't stop lagging. And he banned me from tagging on his tagboard cuz he didn't want to give me his house. Or rather, he didn't want to admit that he's supposed to give me his house if I tagged at his blog everyday for a month. Read his confessions here. LOL. How can he make such a bet with me lah. I am like the free-est thing in the world now. Tag every hour also can lah. -.-

Okay, I just got a tuition assignment. As in they sent me one via email, but I don't know if I'll get it cuz I just replied them. Haha. But don't care lah, just try lor. Beats staying at home and stoning and listening to my mum pester me to clean up my room every hour. Haha. I'll tell you all again if I successfully get the job kay? Haha! (: Then we'll meet up and I can give you all a little treat. But sian, they'll take half the pay away from me, so the treat will have to wait!

Why am I speaking as though the money is already mine?! -.-

I wanna go Cafe Cartel and have free bread people! Shall we like go out or something? Haha!

And I think we should blog with more mysterious identity. I've decided, we'll sign off calling ourselves MOF, and the oldest worm born in Feb will be MOF 1, while the one who just turned 18 will be MOF 3 ah. Hope you all know who you are. Don't fake idenity hor. LOL. And Sandy wants her Econs tuition on Wed instead. Keep yourselves free kay? I'm assuming you guys will read this blog post before Wed. Lol.

Sigh, VIWAWA!

MOF 2 signs off with a smile! (:

haha

haha.

i am really surprised that worm would write a blog post. i nearly fell off the chair for the nth time. just kidding mof. =D

lol. with my mum breathing down my neck, i am unable to do virtually anything that is classified in the "fun" category. Or "normal things ppl do" for that matter. I am unable to play viwawa, watch youtube, watch hot shot (thay are different, i watching at crunchyroll, youtube removed all the videos so sad), blog, use msn etc. i thought after a levels i'd have some freedom, but apparently thats not the case. ): and everyday my parents nag at me to find a job, and ask me to do all the housework. ok this is not a nagging post. Ignore this paragraph. (:

so i have to type super fast. lol. if u all really studying at RP on thurs, ask mr. jiayou to bring his laptop! i desperately need some youtube. wahaha.

oh yeah worm i wanted to tell u, remember that time we shopped at AMK hub after a bio mcq (hahaha seriously very little), remember i tried 2 blouses? (or u half forced me to for that matter wahaha) Actually i quite like the first one, BUT, i just realised u were trying to shop for my gift. So i told u i dun like it! So u all wun buy it! I think i am going to buy it this week or something. =D Wahaha.

Ok, i can hear my mum finish hanging the clothes (thats the only thing she dun allow me to do, as she thinks i may/will drop down the buliding in the process. Which i might if i xiangbukai. lol). Have to go! =D i think this is very short. (she went to the toilet) yes mof i use spaces to lengthen my post. wahaha. lol! she is out! damn fast! bye!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

er.This is the 1st time i am blogging.LOL

HI EVERYBODY

GONG GONG(means GEEKISH in hokkien) FELICIA HERE.OMG.1ST TIME BLOGGING.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok,let me think.wad should i type for my VERY 1st post.
LOL.
Today i went to eat suki yaki at marina square with my bbf.LOL
omg.the food doesn't really rock.But,the ice cream buffet rocks!
u can totally FRY the ice cream (it's cold-the pan)and what u get is FRIED ICE CREAM!
er.nothing special for most of the people.But the ''mountain tortoise'-me/'suah ku' totally feel shocked.OMG

LOL.And what a disappointment.
Today,it rained the whole day!
actually to be accurate,it's not the whole day.It's evening when i and bbf are supposed to go singapore river and see the wonderful scenery(ok,s'pore scenery isn't astoundingly beautiful).
LOL.

That's all for today!
Catch up for more...ON OTHER DAYS?LOL.
If u are free!=)and feel bored like me!LOL!

GGF.
PS:you will not want to know what bbf stands for.It's NOT WHAT ALL OF U THINK=)
LOL.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

YAY! (:

OMG, it has been 893704 years since I last used blogger. HAHA! I feel so excited now.

No worries, MOF, I can teach you how to change the blogskin! Haha! It's the first time I feel so tech-savvy! LOL. It's really easy lah. Don't worry! We'll get rid of this not so attractive blogskin soon. Like really soon, if you can come online really soon okay? Lol. I'm too lazy to choose one. Better still, if you can make one, but I doubt you'll know since the tech-savvy me doesn't know how to.

OMG, I'm soooooooooooooo excited! The MOF blog is finally done! Like after 283791028 years! Haha! But I bet worm wouldn't blog here. She's probably devoting all her time to reading her new book called Ziggie and the Plugfish Tuesdays with Morrie. Or talking to her 108 Good Men.

Ah, sign up for a tagboard too! I recommend Shoutbox instead of cbox, cuz cbox cocks up often. Haha. Go get one ah. I'm not free, cuz I'm...






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VIWAWA-ing! Haha!

(and MOF, this is how you make a post long. Yeah?)

(: Haha, another time! Lol.

discovery

i discovered that:

u can schedule the timing of ur post

i still dunno how to blog

i dunno how to change the templates (hint hint* mofs)

rainie sounds weird

she sounds like she fighting in a war

i am really sleepy

i have a backache

i am 18

i want to learn hoe to upload photos

i love the presents my mofs+friends gave me

i enjoyed my day today

even though we nearly got killed by the ah beng

by the slamming door

i am tired

but i want the blog post to be long

its hard to get a job

its hard to be rich

or maybe its not

i can be a b o o k i e (later google track me i am dead)

i thought i wrote a lot

but it came out to be very little

yuleibaifenbai showing soon

i should end now

no one is as blessed as me

no one has as many discoveries as me



















wahaha thats all folks. may xiang ge bless u.

hi ppl

wahaha
i think edit this post another time
meanwhile before that i shall crap here
wahaha
i am not talking sense anymore, cos its 12 midnight
the entry will show a diff timing though
lol
ok my bdae is just over
so sad
i can nv be 18 again
or i am for that matter
and will be for the subsequent year
but
i wun be 18 on a bdae again
feels rather sad
nvm
i shall celebrate my bdae again next year
and as HL said
i can insist i am 18 every year
like luozhixiang
or the dj from fm 972
lol
why bother to read
theres nothing in my brain




































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Nothing. I told u.
Good nite.