In the jungle, the deep deep jungle.

Once upon a time, there was a jungle. In this jungle, there was a powerful lion. One day, the lion gathered all the animals and told them to take turns to tell him a joke. The rule is that all animals must laugh at the joke. If any animal failed to laugh, the lion would kill the animal which told the joke.

So the monkey went first. "Two men walked into the bar..." He finished his joke. All the animals were laughing till their sides ached. All except the tortoise. And so, the lion killed the monkey.

Next up was the giraffe. The giraffe told his joke, and all the animals burst into laughter. All except the tortoise. So, the lion killed the giraffe too.

This went on for some time. Soon, the animals became angry with the tortoise.

It was then panda's turn to tell his joke. But when panda finished his first sentence, the tortoise broke into squeals of laughter. The lion was enraged. "Why did you laugh, tortoise. The joke isn't even funny!" the lion boomed.

"I can't help it...Monkey's joke was too funny!"



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Long time since a joke made me laugh out loud leh. Read it from the Reader's Digest. Would like to give you credit, but unfortunately I forgot who you are. Sorry! But really very funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

P.S. Won't be blogging much I think. You can always look at my tweets. Blogged cuz twitter has 140 word limit which always makes my jokes not funny. Sian. :S So look there! --------------->