Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Stomach Flu.

Plus Points:
1. Can not eat without feeling hungry for the whole day. Since you vomit whatever you eat anyway.
2. Which gives you the feeling that you are dieting, without having to restrain yourself.
3. Can act useless by lying on the bed all day long since you don't have energy to move much.
4. Can sleep all day since you feel tired though you slept half the day away already.
5. Which means your hair and nails grow long! Helps you become Rapunzel faster.
6. Experience bullimia without being bullimic.
7. Save money by not going out and not eating.
8. You have all the time to youtube-hop at home. :D

Minus Points:
1. Still must play Ultimate Bullseye. Gosh, this sucks. Ultimate Bullseye sucks to the max.
2. You cannot go out. By the way, I think there are rashes on my face and it looks horrifying. I'm not going to be gross and show you all the picture because you will stop being my friend after this. And I'm supposed to go Kbox tomorrow then dinner with some other friends. :(
3. Your mouth tastes of vomit all the time no matter how many Fisherman's Friend you eat.
4. You puke unwillingly at unearthly timings, eg 3am. (Who pukes at 3am you tell me?!)
5. Your sis asks you not to touch the com lest you pass your virus to the com.

So, the Plus Points > Minus Points. I should be glad.

When am I going to stop falling sick?

MOF2 signs off. Her Christmas wish is world peace.

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