You know you are sick when...
1. Your body feels sore like you've just run 24km except your aren't sweating and panting heavily.
2. Your taste buds seem to have flown to Honolulu for the holiday and left your tongue alone. Extreme cases are when coke tastes like plain water with calories and besides chilli, nothing else has taste.
3. You feel like lying in bed all day yet you don't feel like lying in bed all day.
4. Mucus can't stop flowing out of your nose. You try to stop that by sniffing in hard but it tries to flow out at a rate of 1cm3/second.
5. You find yourself craving for Honey Lemon Strepsils and Fisherman's Friend. And you start drinking pi pa gao like water. Of course, all these are to no avail.
6. You breathe using your mouth uncontrollably. Yes, we know that breathing in with your nose is better because the tiny hairs in your nose can trap dust, but currently its choking with mucus.
7. You have cravings which you are unable to satisfy. Like now I want to eat Ruffles. Badly.
8. You fall asleep every night praying that you won't get a sore throat with all the breathing with your mouth thing.
9. You say Shingz when you can't find flu tablets and Panadol at home. SHINGZ.
10. Everyone else replies Get Well Soon to this post.
I think I should come up with a book of lists. I love to make lists. They are easy to read (for you) and easy to write (for me). Please update your blogs because besides trying to renew by own Bejeweled Blitz highscore, I have nothing else to do.
MOF2 signs off with a sneeze.
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