A Horny Post.

My students are so funny.

Some girls were whispering and boy overheard their convo, so boy comments:

Boy: Make love
Girl: Eeee, you are a horny boy.
Me: HUH?!
Girl: You don't know what's "horny"? Teacher, you go check the dictionary.

Pffffffffft. What makes them think I don't know!! Lao niang eat salt > they eat rice!

And:

Me: Class, please don't think dirty when it's one day to PSLE. Please focus on more important things.
Girl: Oh, so after PSLE I can think dirty?

GOSH, okay fine go think dirty like smelly socks, rubbish chute, ammonia-filled public toilets.

Really don't know what kids are thinking nowadays. I mean, such things can think lah, but don't say out wad. I hope they soon realise that such things are not so funny after all.

And what's with people putting "I like it on my _________" as statuses on fb? Is the world getting horny?

Meanwhile, I shall go to dictionary.com to check the meaning of horny. I thought it means many horns. Really.