I'll be helping out at Meet-The-People's Sessions soon, haha. Contrary to popular belief (or is it only my own belief?), a lot of people actually attend it. A lot of citizens have complaints. It works something like a polyclinic--take a number, go see the counter staff (who will write your complaints) and if need be you get to see the doctor (the MP) and wait to recover from your illness (for something to be done to your complaint).
Previously, the only person I knew who went to a Meet-The-People's session was PJ. Shhhhh, don't tell the others, she needs to be a glam princess and fairy godmothers aren't supposed to tell secrets. Then again, I don't know if it's supposed to be a secret, so I'll tell you first and if it's supposed to be a secret, too bad cuz I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret. I repeated the phrase 'supposed to be a secret' three times, isn't it irritating!
My opinion of my first trip there is that it's rather interesting, and it was an eye-opener for me. (: As to why I have to go for it, I shall be secretive. If you are interested enough, I'll tell you (secretly). But you must first say the magic word:
Phelpslovespriscillaandpriscillalovesphelpsforeverandevertilltheswimmingpoolsdryup
Maybe if you say it 10times I will tell you. If I don't, then say it a hundred times, or maybe a thousand times. Or maybe till the swimming pools dry up.
PJ's blog entries are getting shorter and shorter. From three-four paragraphs to one paragraphs to one sentence, and even now her sentences are shortening. Her latest entry consists of only 5 words, as compared to her last one-liner entry of 8 words. Isn't the statistic shocking?
MOF2 signs off, and you all can visit her at the next Meet-The-People's session. She promise to write all your complaints down faithfully like a faithful person, sincerely like a sincere person, and seriously like a serious person. Doncha just love similes?
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