Tumour-fied.

I went to see a doctor today because I feel this tumour like thing growing at the back of my head. It is painful when you touch it. Initially I thought it was because of the hairband I wore, but after 3-4 days it is still there.

My ah ma wanted me to go see this famous (according to her) doctor at Bukit Timah. Super dua pai. I had to wake up at 7am today and take 852 all the way there. We reached at about 9.05am. The place opens at 9am. I took a queue number and I'm already number 8. We had to wait an hour for the doc to arrive, so we went to have breakfast at Killiney (is that how you spell it?) Cafe, where the food sucked to the core. Really to the core. Maybe it's already inside the core. SuCkSxXxXx. Okay, you get the point. But their steamed cake was nice. Very very nice. I know I'm being contradictory here, but the steamed cake rOcKsSsSxXx. It reminded me of some other food but I just couldn't name what it was.

So at 10am, we went back to the clinic. A group of patients were already sitting outside the clinic. I was :O. :O with a fullstop looks like shocked face with a mole, but it's not. We sat outside too and I played Quadrapop till I got 78000++ points and Guitar Rock Tour or something like that till I reached Level 8 before my turn came. So you can sense how long the wait was.

The doctor came finally, and he made a grand entrance. At least grand enough for an old clinic. He waved to several patients. The patients' faces literally lit up. For a moment I thought they will all stand up and sing Majulah Singapura, but they didn't (fortunately).

Fast forward time and my turn came. Consultation was as fast as lightning. I wonder what took other patients so long. The doctor made it seem as if that tumour-like thing wasn't very serious. But he called it a tumour in Chinese. He gave me some medicine and told me to go back for a scan if it doesn't get better. He prodded it a few times as if it was some Timezone game lah. I should have charged him for it. Very painful leh.

Then fast forward time and my turn to collect medicine came. The instruction was that I had to chew one of the tablets before swallowing. :O I just chewed it and surprisingly, it tasted like mint sweet. But it was medicine after all, so it made my mouth smell like a hospital.

We left the clinic at about 11.45am.

It was the longest time I waited for a doctor.

And he told me to sleep early. So if you see me online after 10pm, please remind me to sleep. I might be irritated and go on Facebook. So if you see me on Facebook after 10pm, please remind me to sleep. I might be irritated and go on Viwawa. So if you see me on Viwawa after 10pm, please remind me to sleep. If I really become so irritated, I might set up a clubxiangqi account and play chess. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, if I really become so irritated, you can leave me alone for my tumour-like lump to grow and burst and all forms of life shall cease to exist. So you better remind me to sleep early.

MOF2 signs off. PJ, are you happy that I'm blogging so frequently? (: