MY ROUTE.

CLICK AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN ENLARGE.

Terms and Conditions in full:

1. You must be a female above 18 years old to apply for this course. Those below 18 have to seek parental permission.

2. You must have done not well for A Levels. People with too many As cannot apply.

3. We regret to inform you that only successful applicants will be notified for the interview. Applicants who pass the interview will also have to go through a selection test consisting of 239821098310 questions not related to A Levels.

4. If you are a male who meets all the criteria as shown above, you may call me straight away.

5. Reward is a gold tooth if you can help me find that man.

That's my route after I looked through the various courses. Like, how come cannot come up with an own course huh. Even Pizza Hut allows you to make your own pizza.

And I just joined this group after my friend created it. It's called The People Who Got Too Many As Stole Them From Us. I didn't know how to create a group, so she did it. And we are the founders. Isn't it amazing. Soon our group will expand so great the whole of SouthEast Asia would know. And then Asia. And we'll take over the world. But you can't join it if you have too many As.

Okay, since Believing is going to read this, I shall type a few more lines.

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Isn't that a few more lines. I typed them all. Didn't even copy and paste a single letter. Nor the fullstop. Really. I swear.

A Level results release shows the worse in humans. I shall characterise the groups of people you can see. And you tell me true anot.

1: THE I-DIDN'T-DO-WELL-GET-OUT-OF-MY-SIGHT-WITH-YOUR-STRAIGHT-OR-ALMOST-STRAIGHT-As GROUP

They are the easiest to identify, because they will be crying I guess. They'll be sad. Very sad. Very very sad. And it's understandable I feel. After all, nobody would be laughing like mad if you flunk your As.

2: THE I-THINK-MY-4As-SUCK-WHY-DIDN'T-I-GET-5As GROUP

I don't think there's anything wrong lah. But Group 1 will hate them I guess. I think its just different expectations for different people, and I accept that.

3: THE LONG LOST FRIEND GROUP

Like, people who haven't spoke to you for 129381902839 years, not sent you a MERRY CHRISTMAS or HAPPY NEW YEAR sms and you think they've lost your number suddenly smses, HOW DID YOU DO! I feel like replying, "I'M FINE, THANK YOU!"

4: THE YAY-YAY-YAY-I-WANNA-THANK-MY-MOTHER-MY-FATHER-MY-UNCLE-MY-DOG-FOR-GIVING-ME-SO-MANY-As GROUP

Group 1 will hate them too. I don't mind personally, if they don't overdo it. Like jump for an hour in the hall or something. Or maybe eat up their own result slip.

5: THE I-MUST-COMPILE-STATS-OF-HOW-EVERYONE-DID GROUP

Such people can't wait to compile the 2009 guidebook of how every single person did for GCE A Levels. They bombard you with smses though they might not have done very well or too badly, talk to you on MSN just to know how you did and compile their statistics.

6: THE I-NEED-TO-KNOW-SOMEONE-DID-WORSE GROUP

Perhaps they don't do too badly too, but they just need someone to show them that their grades don't suck. So they go around looking for Group 1.

7: THE I-AM-REALLY-CONCERNED-ABOUT-YOU GROUP

They are, in my opinion, the hardest to identify. You will probably be more inclined to think they are part of Group 5 or 6. But I think such people do exist lah.

Yeah, I think this is long enough. News now got Li Jia Wei. I go watch! (:

MOF2 needs to find the man fast enough. Quick, come! She signs off with a sigh. How come sign and sigh spells so simliar!