Follower of the Month

Before follwers start tagging "no posts?" or "i think they all lost their passion le", MOF2 thinks it'll be nice if she updates. Even if it's only a short update, she'll try her best to update. Followers can now save on their tags, which cost 1 jaguar per tag.

By the way, there will be a Follower of the Month competition. Followers, please submit a 9128190832901283091823018203182word essay about why we should pick you as the follower of the month. Your essay should include the following:

- A bit about yourself (so that the MOFs can know you better)
(You may include your name, age, sex, I/C no, maritial status, schools attended, O Level scores, blood type, your mama's name, your papa's name, your dog's name, your maid's name, your imaginary friend's name, your fav cartoon [bonus points will be given if you like Spongebob], your hobbies [points will be deducted if you like mapling], your address [so that we can send you your gift when you become the follower of the month] and things like that)
- Why you became a follower.
(i.e. the purpose of stalking the MOF blog. Why leh? Tell us if not we'll assume you are a stalker. Or a terrorist.)
- Why you think you should be the follower of the month of january.
(i.e. convince us to pick you. Why you? Why must choose you? You can attach more paper/packages/gifts for this part, because we accept bribery)
- What can you contribute as a follower.
(i.e. what can you give us. Things we would like to receive are: A jaguar, Two jaguars, Three jaguars, Four jaguars, Five jaguars, Six jaguars, Seven jaguars, Eight jaguars...One million and three hundred thousand and fifty-nine jaguars)
- Suggestions to help us improve the MOF blog
(i.e. how we can make you a happier follower. Subjected to availability of resources and willingness of the MOFs to attend to your requests)

Terms and Conditions:
Every entry should accompanied by the follower's family photo and a million dollar cheque. Failure to submit these documents means you won't win the competition. The judges' decision is final. Bawling your eyes out will not affect the decision, but giving jaguars will. All entries must reach by 12mindnight before 30Jan. Followers can choose to send the entry by email to wearethemofs@gmail.com, put it on their blog and leave a tag for the judges to know that you have written it, snail mail (but must make sure the snail reaches by the 30th), use pigeons and fei ge chuan shu if you can find a pigeon, or submit it to the MOF's office personally (if you can find out where our office is). Late entries will not be entertained.
This competition is compulsory for all Followers. Penalty for exemption from the competition is one jaguar per month. Penalty for terminating membership is 329183018230812830128 jaguars. Followers are advised to read the T&C as well as the instructions before they start on their entries. If followers have any queries, they should understand that queries will NOT be entertained.

The MOFs would like to thank sponsors JOAB and PUPPETMASTER for sponsoring the gifts for the Follower of the Month contest.