Thursday, July 16, 2015

Relationship Advisors

Today, in class

Student A: My father used to smoke but he doesn't do that anymore.
Me: Oh how did he manage to quit?
Student A: When my mother got together with him, she told him to quit and he never smoked from then on.
Me: Oh wow that is very sweet.
Student B: Then teacher you should get a boyfriend who smokes then make him quit smoking too.
Me: But what if he doesn't quit and chooses to leave me?
Student C: Haiyoh teacher, then you must dump him before he dumps you. Don't be a dumbo.

I should really ask them for relationship advice.

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