MY JAGUAR.

Muahahahaha. I am finally a proud owner of a Jaguar (hints hints, JOAB). Who ask SOMEONE to make such a bet with lao niang? Never see lao niang's colours is it? Good lor. Still post such an unglam video. ON FACEBOOK somemore. I am NOT encouraging you to go see it. Ha, but fortunately the less pleasant parts (like how I spat the soup out) wasn't there. BUT THE OLD BELL CAPTURED IT ON HER CAMERA. And it made me rather traumatised. I think I have developed a phobia of cameras.

And MOF1 blogged. So the plan is that we are going to post MORE than her so that her posts get pushed down and she won't have any posts you can see once you enter the site and she can't see her own posts and she'll freak out and she'll blog more. How evil. Don't tell her our plan kay?

So this will be a very very long post. Believe me.

No tags to reply to cuz the tags make me traumatised. Imagine my horror can, when I open my email to see "Joab Ng tagged a video..." AND THEN "YueQiu Gao commented on your video". OMG lah. Like someone saw it?! So soon?! Bleagh. I don't care. Next time EVERYONE must make those expressions.

Nothing much to write about too. It's all on Joab's blog. (or Jobjab FTM, MOF3, you funny woman) I can't seem to catch you online you know, either you are appearing offline too often or I am appearing offline too often or we are both appearing offline too often. Anyway, the bottomline is, stop appearing offline because I can't see you appearing online when you appear offline even if I am appearing online because you appear offline to me. CAN? Understand? Need me to repeat? Okay, here it goes. Stop appearing to be offline when you are actually online because I cannot see people to appear to be offline when they are online even if I appear online because they will appear to be offline to the online me and as a result I can't talk to you who appear offline because, DUH, you are not appearing online.

Hope you got that. If you didn't, it must be too complicated for you. Anyway, it's only for MOF3 to read. Why are you reading my secret message to her anyway? STOP READING.

Okto is showing Little Men and Little Miss now. HAHA. OMG. It's freaking dumb. Lol. I don't know they have the cartoon version of it now. I used to read their books at TIMES bookstore in Northpoint 20938107 years ago, and I think I either finished or almost finished the entire series. I don't remember. Then again, I can't remember what I ate 2 days ago, so it's reasonable.
Okay, I hope this is long enough to push her post by some centimetres, cuz I am currently appearing offline.

MOF1 signs off. My eye feels as if someone has just punched me, for some reason.